Happy New Year
Well...it is far from the crescending echo of time that is 'New Year' [how quaint] in Bangladesh. But I figured that it was a new year somewhere in this blue sphere of pain and ecstasy.
So, if you live in those parts where it is New Year already...go drown in some alcohol you hedonistic piece of inflammable luck. For those of you who are reading this after the new year has arrived and the mother, father, first cousin and awkward grandparent of hangovers is upon you: shame on you.
You should be sending me colourful and expensive gifts instead of lugging yourself around in your 2 bedroom apartment/palatial estate with slaves at every room.
And for those of you I have yet to specify or simply all of humanity:
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Ciao.
So, if you live in those parts where it is New Year already...go drown in some alcohol you hedonistic piece of inflammable luck. For those of you who are reading this after the new year has arrived and the mother, father, first cousin and awkward grandparent of hangovers is upon you: shame on you.
You should be sending me colourful and expensive gifts instead of lugging yourself around in your 2 bedroom apartment/palatial estate with slaves at every room.
And for those of you I have yet to specify or simply all of humanity:
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Ciao.
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