Feel like a molested teddy bear...without the leather and sadomasochistic pleasure.
I have returned.
Yes I know. I have indeed been missing from this little corner of the Internet for some time now. I was merely trying out leaving my house and socialising for once. I liked it. It became the dirty, STD-infected syringe through which the drug of Life flowed into me. But I decided that it still wouldn't stop me from leaving you all with a rant or something like that. Too close for comfort? I know...begin removing the gun from your temples.
*suspend #NAREGO*
Actually, I shall refrain from penning one of my usual rants. I actually don't feel like spreading hate throughout the world at this time. I shall simply write down some random thoughts and feelings in the deepest confines of my being.
1) Dragon Quest VIII is the greatest RPG I have ever had the good fortune to play. In terms of overall enjoyment, no other game comes close!
2) E3 2006 just came and went, and I so want a PS3...if only for the super-sweet MGS4 and FFXIII games. Oh...and the Wii is just too amazing. I want one of those!
3) It seems finding Love in this world is like finding pleasure in the act of being tied up by barbed-wire, and then being fed viciously pungent piles of diarrohea-afflicted humanoid feces through your nose: only those unsuitable to function in normal society seem to be able to.
4) I've listened to more music in the last two weeks than I have in the last decade. Damn you dames and wenches!
5) It's harder to keep friends when you care so much for them. Just tell them to sod off and watch them cling. I swear...
*resume #NAREGO*
Yes I know. I have indeed been missing from this little corner of the Internet for some time now. I was merely trying out leaving my house and socialising for once. I liked it. It became the dirty, STD-infected syringe through which the drug of Life flowed into me. But I decided that it still wouldn't stop me from leaving you all with a rant or something like that. Too close for comfort? I know...begin removing the gun from your temples.
*suspend #NAREGO*
Actually, I shall refrain from penning one of my usual rants. I actually don't feel like spreading hate throughout the world at this time. I shall simply write down some random thoughts and feelings in the deepest confines of my being.
1) Dragon Quest VIII is the greatest RPG I have ever had the good fortune to play. In terms of overall enjoyment, no other game comes close!
2) E3 2006 just came and went, and I so want a PS3...if only for the super-sweet MGS4 and FFXIII games. Oh...and the Wii is just too amazing. I want one of those!
3) It seems finding Love in this world is like finding pleasure in the act of being tied up by barbed-wire, and then being fed viciously pungent piles of diarrohea-afflicted humanoid feces through your nose: only those unsuitable to function in normal society seem to be able to.
4) I've listened to more music in the last two weeks than I have in the last decade. Damn you dames and wenches!
5) It's harder to keep friends when you care so much for them. Just tell them to sod off and watch them cling. I swear...
*resume #NAREGO*
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